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Calley Means Blows the Whistle

+ Abbie tries the $60 loaf. “As soon as you walk in, you’re offered a sample slice with a healthy serving of butter on top.”

Nov 11, 2026
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Good afternoon everyone.

The last few weeks have been busy, as I’ve been helping get some of my favorite communists elected to office.

We’ve got some massive hits today. We’re talking: Calley Means’ explosive interview with Joe Rogan, Susie Wiles’ exit from the White House, and what Stephen Miller’s arrival could mean for MAHA. Plus, energy drink cardiac arrests, Abbie’s reporting on the $60 loaf of sourdough, a $120 Thanksgiving pie, a mysterious illness-inducing half-marathon, vitamin K shots for newborns, California’s war on creatine, genetically modified mosquitoes, dengue strikes Tampa, Novak Djokovic’s luxury wellness hotel, and the great McRib controversy. And we have a new health test for ROB readers created by Anson.

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