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I got married

I knew what I wanted, and boy I got it

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Running On Butter
Sep 21, 2026
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Hello everyone.

I’m writing this from a private island in French Polynesia. The view is nearly perfect: turquoise water, white sand, palms swaying gently.

What pushes the scene into perfection is my smoke show wife lying in the sunshine, reading a John Grisham novel.

I’ve already read the book—The Pelican Brief—and what my wife doesn’t know is that, at this particular moment, she looks less like someone reading a John Grisham novel and more like the final scene of one: tan skin, tropical island, safely disappeared somewhere in the South Pacific after uncovering a vast government conspiracy.

[Running On Butter obtained EXCLUSIVE, never seen before images of the day.]

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