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My girlfriend’s obsession with glyphosate

she's ***passionate*** about the matter

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Feb 28, 2026
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Hello Buttercups.

I’m writing this en route back to Scottsdale from New York, where I spent the week gallivanting in a snow-covered Central Park and eating bolognese at Saint Ambroeus.

Despite the narrative that the city is collapsing under its new mayor’s socialist policies, it felt lively. Safe, even.

Which raises an uncomfortable question: is ROB falling for the warmth of collectivism? Have I looked up to see whether Phoenix has a Democratic Socialists of America chapter? (It does. Meets on Tuesday evenings.)

But then again, I also learned—the hard way—that New Yorker commies aren’t ones for legit snowball fights. Nobody told me that face and crotch shots were off limits!


There’s a lot to cover today, so buckle up, Buttercups. We’re going deep on:

  • Peter Attia’s faulty medical advice and Epstein ties

  • My girlfriend’s obsession with glyphosate

  • Dr. Casey Means as surgeon general

  • Microplastics in testicles

  • Update on Gen-Z’s IQ scores, and more.

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