Good morning Millennials.
And welcome new readers. I’m honored you’re here.
One of the many things my lovely new wife has informally introduced me to is a pop-culture podcast called The Toast. She calls herself a “Toaster.” She puts it on while she’s doing laundry or making dinner.
I have listened passively for approximately 17 minutes total, which I believe makes me qualified to say that the hosts—sisters Jackie and Claudia—seem to have hearts of gold.
Which is why I was so dismayed when Alexandra informed me that their latest
