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Help! My Girlfriend Celebrates Halloween.

Calling an exorcist rn

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Running On Butter
Oct 29, 2025
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Good morning everyone.

This weekend is Halloween, a holiday of particular interest of my girlfriend, which is about as giant as a red flag gets. But the heart wants what it wants, and I like her enough (so far) to overlook her enthusiasm for the dark arts.

Things are going very well otherwise. We went to church (Mine, a Christian one! Nervous to go to hers given her love for Halloween) and lunch on Sunday, then spent the afternoon debating our favorite rom-coms. (Hers: Sleepless in Seattle. Mine: While You Were Sleeping.)

Anyway. Enough about me and my dating life. How are you?! Your Hinge profile looking okay?

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