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Emily Otteson's avatar

OKAY NONCHALANT GIRLFRIEND MENTION

Lindsey's avatar

I have a feeling that Masa chips kind of got you a girlfriend...in a roundabout way. 🤔

But I could be totally wrong.

Marilee Cannia's avatar

A girlfriend! 👍🏻

Staci Giroux's avatar

I look forward to the unmasking of your Halloween loving girlfriend.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! 😈👻

Victoria Louise M.S.'s avatar

“A room without books is like a body without a soul." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Another incredible post, ROB!!

(Perhaps evangelical dating is okay in the name of health!!)

Running On Butter's avatar

Flirt to convert! 🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

Vanceslifecoach's avatar

I give out Creatine Gummies to kids.

Danni Macfarland's avatar

LOVE this article. Spot on for so many things. I am also not a fan of Halloween. Never really been. Hated figuring out costumes for the kids especially living in Canada where it was usually cold and possible snow on the ground so costumes needed to accommodate some sort of winter attire. And don't even get me started on the tradition of ringing someones doorbell and begging for candy. Thank you for Dr. Roger McFillin's link to ADHD. - so good! Another one of my pet peeves ADHD diagnosis . Its becoming the 'trendy' thing for the 50+ crowd. And for all the laughs - Paris Hilton, Gen Z and of course Bill Gates.

Running On Butter's avatar

so sweet, Danni!! Thank you, thank you, for the love!

Madeline Vasiliev's avatar

This was an absolutely hilarious read, it actually had me laughing out loud and trying not to wake my toddler who crawled into bed this morning. 10/10.

Running On Butter's avatar

Don’t allow anything—including giggles via Running On Butter—interrupt your babe’s precious sleep 🥲🙂

Cutesy's avatar

GIRLFRIEND YOU SAY?! 👀 is your girlfriend a worm? 🪱

Running On Butter's avatar

fully human (praise God!) :)

Madeline Vasiliev's avatar

But would you love her if she were a worm? 🐛

Running On Butter's avatar

I mean this just isn’t the reality, so it’s hard for my mind to go there. I prefer she/hers over gross/worms

Mattea's avatar

Make sure she knows Taylor Swift is a witch 🤪