Good evening everyone.
I’ve received some great messages from y’all with your new Running On Butter (ROB) sweatshirts. Shoutout to Taite, a longtime ROBer, for repping the bright blue jersey in Florida. As such, I’m dubbing her our official ROB ambassador to the Gator State, where she’ll carry out ROB’s national interests.
If you’re interested in WINNING THIS SWEATSHIRT, please comment on this post about why you’d make a standout ROB ambassador to your community.
My unpaid intern Alexandra and I will select 5 winners based on:
Vibes
Compelling ROB policy propositions (domestic or international)
How many times you ate out last month (scoring for this one is like golf; the less, the better)
We don’t want a dissertation. Keep it succinct. Brevity sits next to godliness.
And lastly, we’re all about DEI here at ROB, so extra points to the double-amputee queer poet writing in from a cave in Afghanistan.
