Running On Butter

Calley Means Blows the Whistle

+ Abbie tries the $60 loaf. “As soon as you walk in, you’re offered a sample slice with a healthy serving of butter on top.”

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October 2026

The Death of MAHA

Calley Means is out. The White House is effectively saying: Let’s keep those childhood obesity and diabetes rates climbing.

Oct 23 • Running On Butter

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Nontoxic Friends

How are you so kind and smart and interested and generous and godly, and how can I be more like that??

Oct 19 • Running On Butter

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Defending Seafood

Microplastics and mercury have complicated our love affair with seafood. But what if there were a cleaner alternative?

Oct 16 • Running On Butter

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7 Days of Strength Shrinks Fat Cells

time to get that 2027 summer body

Oct 9 • Running On Butter

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Dr. Axe answers our health questions—including a more lowkey take on butter than Mr. High Cholesterol’s.

“Butter gets a spot at my table. Just not the head of the table.” 🫨🫠😱

Oct 8 • Running On Butter

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True Food Kitchen Files for Bankruptcy

+ Dr. Mike for The Bachelor. “There’s nothing more beta than a Pharma shill,” says Alexandra

Oct 6 • Running On Butter

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“There’s a fight for MAHA’s soul.”

Corporate money will dilute MAHA into the very system it’s supposed to change

Oct 3 • Running On Butter

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September 2026

Is Big Wellness Worse Than Big Pharma?

And is my wife part of the problem?

Sep 30 • Running On Butter

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Is PSL Season Dead?

+ 2,000 kids taking GLP-1s

Sep 25 • Running On Butter

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Where to Eat in Your City

+ frat wellness parties and buying a cow with your friends

Sep 24 • Running On Butter

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They’re Being Deceived

Protect ‘The Toast’ and all the Toasters’ husbands from this rancid filth.

Sep 22 • Running On Butter

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