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Man Cereal
a “high-performance” cereal with creatine and minimal carbs
16 hrs ago • 
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The Trump Administration Backstabs MAHA
say hello to forever chemical pesticides
Nov 13 • 
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You Don't Have ADHD
and neither does your child
Nov 6 • 
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October 2025

No Sugar November
Calling all Buttercups!
Oct 31 • 
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The Chubby iPad Kids at Disney World
"What kind of world are we living in when you take your kid to Disney World—and he’d rather stare at a screen?”
Oct 30 • 
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Help! My Girlfriend Celebrates Halloween.
Calling an exorcist rn
Oct 29 • 
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IVF Doesn't Treat Infertility
5 Reasons Why Trump's Executive Order is a Mistake
Oct 17 • 
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Born to Surf, Forced to Work for the Man.
+ your protein powder is probably lead-ladened
Oct 16 • 
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Workout for Better Sperm
If you want to conceive in a year or two, show up to the gym today.
Oct 10 • 
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Nobody Needs $13 Chips
and $99 collagen is unnecessary
Oct 9 • 
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Secretary Pete Hegseth: Less Drag Shows, More Pull-Ups
R.I.P. to D.E.I.
Oct 1 • 
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September 2025

Tylenolgate
and what the heck causes autism?
Sep 26 • 
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