1)my husband beat ROB in a wiffle ball game and made him cry.
2)Said husband is now a true health ambassador in his sphere, and his persona would be greatly enhanced by said shirt.
3) One——-for our 11th wedding anniversary and it was an exclusively seed oil free local restaurant. However, we were disappointed per usual, as we cook better food at home.
Hi Vance, my name is Amelia and I have the vibes to win this beautiful sweatshirt. I have grown up as a barefoot island girl by living on a tropical island for 13 years in Roatan Honduras with my big family. I recently made the move to the great state of Louisiana where I will be a nanny. You know I will be feeding those kids raw milk, my homemade sourdough, raw honey, and fresh eggs from their chickens. Unfortunately I ate out a lot more often this month than I usually do, but hey, I was traveling. The good thing about having a big family is that I am a representative within my whole family. When they asked why I did my nails in a butter yellow it opened the door for me to tell that all about ROB and what you stand for.
I would like to win a ROB sweatshirt because I want to convert from exclusively wearing Taylor Swift sweatshirts and instead REP (see what I did there) some gear that more adequately expresses my lifestyle and the health forward beliefs I hold instead of just my neurotic fandom for Blondie. Thank you for your consideration.
*as swelling music crescendos*”WE ARE A BODY OF BELIEVERS WHO DO NOT ACCEPT PARTICIPATION AWARDS WE ACCEPT THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!!” *huge drum solo in 90 degree heat*
My name is Lila, and I am a 16 year old who has been listening to Alex since it was Poplitics and I loved listening to her so much that when she rebranded, I kept listening! (And just as a side note, I have not eaten out once in the past month... I've been living on our farm fresh eggs, grass fed chickens, and Costco lemons! But I did have pizza at a party... 🫣)I would like to audition to be the butter influencer among my homeschooled friends. Based on the conversations we have had, here is our ROB domestic policy: If a man should ever propose, the engagement ring should be a sparkling butter colored gold so that when anyone should say, "I love your ring!" I will answer, "Thank you, it represents the beauty of both sponge bob and butter." But in the mean time, I am only 16, so a ring would still be several years away and a ROB sweatshirt would be a most helpful tool to explain the wonders of butter to my oat-milk pilled, toxic dye filled microplastic mogging friends!
I would love to be a ROB ambassador here in the (not so) great state of Nebraska. There are no seed oil free restaurants here, so my family eats out once a month, if that. Usually at Chipotle or a sushi restaurant.
I’m a homeschool mom, a lactation consultant (I was on Culture Apothecary last summer), and an early adapter to ROB (followed the day Alex asked if “anyone knows anything about this butter guy.”)
I’ve been on the real food, WAPF train since reading Animal, Vegetable, Miracle back in 2008, and I think you and Alex are doing such a great job of bringing this message to the next generation of consumers.
1)my husband beat ROB in a wiffle ball game and made him cry.
2)Said husband is now a true health ambassador in his sphere, and his persona would be greatly enhanced by said shirt.
3) One——-for our 11th wedding anniversary and it was an exclusively seed oil free local restaurant. However, we were disappointed per usual, as we cook better food at home.
***flashbacks to wiffleball loss***
Hi Vance, my name is Amelia and I have the vibes to win this beautiful sweatshirt. I have grown up as a barefoot island girl by living on a tropical island for 13 years in Roatan Honduras with my big family. I recently made the move to the great state of Louisiana where I will be a nanny. You know I will be feeding those kids raw milk, my homemade sourdough, raw honey, and fresh eggs from their chickens. Unfortunately I ate out a lot more often this month than I usually do, but hey, I was traveling. The good thing about having a big family is that I am a representative within my whole family. When they asked why I did my nails in a butter yellow it opened the door for me to tell that all about ROB and what you stand for.
VERY compelling
I would like to win a ROB sweatshirt because I want to convert from exclusively wearing Taylor Swift sweatshirts and instead REP (see what I did there) some gear that more adequately expresses my lifestyle and the health forward beliefs I hold instead of just my neurotic fandom for Blondie. Thank you for your consideration.
Okay!
***hands out participation ribbon**
*as swelling music crescendos*”WE ARE A BODY OF BELIEVERS WHO DO NOT ACCEPT PARTICIPATION AWARDS WE ACCEPT THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!!” *huge drum solo in 90 degree heat*
take me to church
My name is Lila, and I am a 16 year old who has been listening to Alex since it was Poplitics and I loved listening to her so much that when she rebranded, I kept listening! (And just as a side note, I have not eaten out once in the past month... I've been living on our farm fresh eggs, grass fed chickens, and Costco lemons! But I did have pizza at a party... 🫣)I would like to audition to be the butter influencer among my homeschooled friends. Based on the conversations we have had, here is our ROB domestic policy: If a man should ever propose, the engagement ring should be a sparkling butter colored gold so that when anyone should say, "I love your ring!" I will answer, "Thank you, it represents the beauty of both sponge bob and butter." But in the mean time, I am only 16, so a ring would still be several years away and a ROB sweatshirt would be a most helpful tool to explain the wonders of butter to my oat-milk pilled, toxic dye filled microplastic mogging friends!
I would love to be a ROB ambassador here in the (not so) great state of Nebraska. There are no seed oil free restaurants here, so my family eats out once a month, if that. Usually at Chipotle or a sushi restaurant.
I’m a homeschool mom, a lactation consultant (I was on Culture Apothecary last summer), and an early adapter to ROB (followed the day Alex asked if “anyone knows anything about this butter guy.”)
I’ve been on the real food, WAPF train since reading Animal, Vegetable, Miracle back in 2008, and I think you and Alex are doing such a great job of bringing this message to the next generation of consumers.