Laptops on Testicles

a cautionary tale of EMF exposure

Good afternoon everyone.

This morning at men’s Bible study, my friend Marcus was taking notes quite assiduously. The main message was about pride—a sin largely unfamiliar to the tenure of ROB, given its generally selfless thinking and tireless work on behalf of the Buttercups. All, of course, out of the kindness of my heart.

Anyway, enough about me and my humility. Back to Marcus and his notes.

He was taking them on his laptop. And while it heartened me to see my friend locked in, I was disheartened to notice that his laptop was sitting on his, well… lap.

I don’t love the reality of a device that emits electromagnetic fields (EMFs) being just centimeters from one’s reproductive organs. Animal studies indicate EMF exposure negatively affects semen quality and quantity.